Goats FTW

Goats are a very strange yet useful creature. What makes a goat a goat? Well the shear fact that it's a goat makes a goat a goat. When it comes to being a goat, a goat is the most goat-like thing you'll get to being a goat. Goats are known for their incredible goat beards. Those beards are just one of the few things that really make a goat stand out among other animals. Not only can male goats have beards, but female goats can as well. Kind of like humans. Also, their horns. Goats can have incredible horns right on top of their heads. Goats also produce cheese and milk. Isn't that cool? I mean, even if goats cheese is really nasty, it's still pretty neat. Did you know goats don't have teeth in their upper right jaw? Maybe that's why they eat so weird. And you know that stereo-type that goats eat everything like garbage, clothes, and tin cans? Well it's not true. Goats tend to have very selective diets.